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March 2004

The Beekeeper Gets a Tux

Yesterday, after the YMCA team that I coach won their last game of the season in a defensive gem (my boy Kevin playing the role of Ultimate Disruptor!), I got fitted for a tux. The rental shop was very male, and gave off this Esquire vibe of modern manliness. No surprise, their coffee table was full of back issues. So I bragged to the guy fitting me that I have an article coming out in the June issue timed to the release of my book. It will be a look at the Pentagon’s New Map a year after Iraq. Mark Warren and I are editing it now.

Anyway, the guy who fitted me up was impressed. I could have said Naval War College, or “worked for Office of the Secretary of Defense after 9/11,” but I got the distinct feeling (and there is so much anti-Bush feeling everywhere I go) that these lines would have impressed little. Instead, he thought my writing for Esquire was distinctly cool, like a warm, moist breeze from a bottomless Britney or a bikini-clad J Lo …. [full text]

April 2004

Out of the tunnel...

...Onto the field

End of a long day. Got up this morning and headed to Providence Place Mall with my son to update my wardrobe—actually to buy my first suit in a decade. Indicative of how long it has been since I bought one, I actually asked the salesman at Nordstrom’s where the double-breasted suits were. They don’t carry any at this time. Oops! Hard to look suave recovering from that one. Fortunately, the industry replacement for tall guys, the 3-button suit with no vent, was made for me. So I stocked up and got a tuxedo to boot (already set to use the latter in NYC in a couple of weeks when my Mom is up for an Edgar for her non-fiction study of female protagonists in mystery literature), laying out the bucks in my first actual in-person purchase of clothing for myself in the new millennium. True to my form, I’ve basically worn out all my suits to the point where I’ve got actual holes in them, and then, mustering a manly head of steam, I march into a men’s department and replace my entire wardrobe in about three hours. My wife’s threats to burn my old suits could have been a trigger, but I don’t wanna go there . . .. [full text]

May 2004

How long to keep running with this thing?

It’s an exciting time for me: coverage in national media, appearing on national TV, an article in a national magazine and a book selling smartly all over the country. That sort of heat gets you emails like you wouldn’t believe, and offers from every possible angle. All these transactions—both real and prospective—can wear you out.

How to choose and how many to take on? How long to keep flogging the book? Is this blog a forever thing or a book-related thing? Does the vision beget some larger organizational effort to push it? Do I incorporate or remain a lone ranger? And aren’t we heading to China sometime soon for child #4? [full text]

Just me and my dad

Heading to my hometown (Boscobel, WI) with my eldest son Kevin. It’s always a great treat to travel with one of your children—just one. Spending that sort of time alone—just the two of you—is so amazingly important in parenting. My own warmest memories of my Dad center around the times we’d spend alone doing two things: 1) Dad throwing me football passes as I ran various routes (down-and-out, down-and-in, button-hook, short-post, long-post, and bomb) on our front lawn; and 2) whenever my Dad took me to the “country club” that was a 9-hole golf course in the middle of corn fields between Boscobel and Fennimore. The latter case was far better, because the nine holes would drag on for quite some time, meaning lots of time for talking, plus Dad would always take me to the bar at the club afterwards and treat me with a 7-Up (with one of those candied cherries on a swizzle stick) and a bag of Fritos. [full text]

June 2004

Vonne Mei Ling Barnett was born on 4 November 2003

Yesterday afternoon I received the call from our adoption agency in Texas (Great Wall Adoption Agency) announcing the official "referral" from the Chinese government agency that oversees all foreign adoptions. That referral revealed the identity of the baby girl our family is adopting as our fourth child, following in the footsteps of our three biological children, Emily, Kevin and Jerome. That phone call was the official tipping point in a bureaucratic process stretching back 15 months, and it was a latest, most-amazing moment in our lives led together—Vonne and I.

Our fourth child was born Yong Ling Zhou, but she will be known to us as Vonne Mei Ling Barnett. Her original name meant something along the lines of "the gift of harmonious chimes," and we will keep the "chimes" part as a legacy from her origins. [full text]

July 2004

That time of year for the long-term survivor

My daughter Emily was diagnosed with cancer ten years ago last week—8 July 1994 to be exact. Found the strange lump circling her abdomen like a shark fin on 3 July back in Boscobel WI, my home town. Next day flew her back to Washington, saw our pediatrician on the 5th and did the abdominal ultrasound on the morning of the 8th. Got the call than noon and we were rushing to Georgetown University Hospital within minutes. One kidney came out the following morning and the fight was on.

About 500 days later and it was basically over, but then the next phase began—survivorship. Emily is now a ten-year survivor post-diagnosis and eight-and-a-half years post treatment. She is what the pediatric oncology field calls a long-term survivor, one of roughly 250,000 in the U.S. [fulltext]

August 2004

Answering the bell—personally and professionally

Yesterday was a day to celebrate all things Vonne in our family, and as such it was a loving day full of fun stuff, after all the usual errands were run.

First we had a long, leisurely lunch at our favorite Japanese steakhouse in Swansea MA, getting the same chef we had for Father’s Day. Our waitress, from Hong Kong originally, chatted us up big time about our upcoming trip to China and our adoption, saying our family was looking at some amazing changes in the months ahead as we realized what it was to become a Chinese-American in everyone’s eyes all of a sudden. Good point.

After lunch I took Jerry (our four-year-old) to “Spiderman 2” again (he is a Spidey fanatic), while Vonne took Emily and Kevin to “The Village,” which was so good that Emily said she had to watch the entire movie from between her knees. Then home to a huge cake from Mad Hatter bakery of Newport—the best cake on the planet (I had more for a nighttime snack last night and started back in for breakfast this morning). We ended with a baby shower of ten gifts for Vonne and our Vonne Mei. When you adopt after already having three kids, no one really treats it like a new baby, so you have to treat it that way on your own—a core definition of family I guess. [full text]

September 2004

Tom Almighty

Getting emails on broadcast is very different than getting them on Esquire articles. There I got a lot of hate mail (about 50% I would say), but here it's maybe one of every 40 emails, so much nicer.

Do I wish I could spend the time to respond to all like I usually do? Yes, but I know people value the speed of response more than the content when they feel so motivated as to send something off immediately upon seeing you on TV, so I try to meet that expectation, sacrificing the content somewhat.

Plus, frankly, I just can't stand having unread email in my accounts. Bugs the hell out of me. Plus, I just can't stand not replying immediately if someone goes to the effort to send something to me. Many write that this is the first time they've ever sent an email like this, so you want to be as responsive as possible.

Still, it all becomes a blur with that sort of volume. Not that I'm complaining, but the time I've spent on this gets stressful with the family, who wonder why I feel the need to stay chained to the PC all day on a beautiful Labor Day weekend Sunday. [full text]

October 2004

Maintaining the balance = maintaining the passion

I get a lot of emails praising the blog for its informal, personal tone. Most people tend to like the small details from my life, the struggle to balance work and home, stories about my kids.

Others, perhaps admiring me too much, chide me about such things, saying the vision is far too important and far too needed in today's world for its clarity to be diminished with all this intimacy.

The emails roughly match the reviews of the book, with the most ardent supporters of the content often being the ones decrying the personal narrative as a waste of time.

Let me save people a lot of effort on these emails. The blog, much like the book, is not about keeping it interesting for the reader so much as keeping it interesting for me. That's the baseline I have to protect if I'm going to maintain this volume and this focus. As soon as it starts to seem like I'm serving the blog/books rather than the other way around, I will gladly walk away. [full text]

November 2004

2004 Thanksgiving Rhode Island Essay Contest

Grade 7, Second Place
By Emily Barnett, All Saints Academy, Middletown

The thing I'm most grateful for is my sister, Vonne Mei Ling Barnett. We have just adopted here from China this summer. My parents went to China for two weeks, which is a long time. It took them so long because it took about two or three days to get there, then once they were there and had retrieved Vonne Mei, my parents had to stay one week in China. After that, my parents came back home and brought Vonne Mei with them.

Vonne Mei is the new joy of my life because she is a really wonderful little girl. Every morning, I help feed and dress her, and every morning, I love her more. I am so grateful for her because now I have a sister, a sister who is beautiful. She has almond-shaped brown eyes, tiny hands that are always reaching and most gorgeous of all, her smile. Every time she smiles, I want to hold her close and never let her go. My new sister is the greatest thing in my life right now, and I'm extremely grateful for her. I wouldn't give her up for the world.

December 2004

Approaching the tipping point

A death in my spouse's family this morning ends a tough year on that score, so we're up before dawn on New Year's to drive Vonne and baby to Logan airport for the flight back, leaving me and the three oldest for several days. That'll push off the start of my writing for a couple of days, but that seems for the better. I am still wrapping my mind around the outline and a couple of more days fiddling will seem good. Plus that'll give me Monday and Tuesday to get things settled at the college regarding my formal end date.

Interesting possibilities already coming in over the transom, so my sense is that 2005 will be a very good year, but one of transition. Clearly, everything will revolve around the sequel to PNM, and looking at the outline, I realize clearly that this will be a sequel.

That feels both odd and quite natural. Given the year I've had and how PNM turned out, it would seem both weird and false to simply write another book where Core-Gap, System Perturbations, SysAdmin, etc. all seemed to vanish into the past. I mean, what's the point of being a visionary if you're just going to change your look with every book? Either I'm with the program or I'm not, and I've decided I'm with it.

So I signed my contract with Putnam tonight, and it'll go out with FEDEX on Monday, the same day I hand in my resignation to the college—at the very strong suggestion by my superiors. Their choice, my choice, and never the twain will meet from here on out. [full text]

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