BRIEFING: "Verbatim," Time, 15 October 2007, p. 24.
The quintessential Bradd Hayes (old friend, my PPT master, and editor of Steve DeAngelis' blog) joke from Jack Lalanne, my first-ever coach (he preceded Captain Kangaroo and Mister Rogers on TV when I was but a wee lad):
"I'm feeling great, and I have sex almost every day. Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday, almost on Wednesday ..."
Da Man just turned 93 and reminds everyone not to watch the scale but the tape. It's not pounds but inches that matter most.



